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Beware Putin’s KGB judo chop!!
Is it wrong that we have serious love for Vladimir Putin? He’s a menacing dictator of a nuclear-armed nation with a chip on its shoulder, and when he isn’t making jokes about rape, he’s stealing Super...
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Come to Moscow, wacky foreign leaders!
While our presidential candidates angrily trade barbs about who’s a socialist, the world’s most famous ex-socialists are busy planning world domination. That’s right, the ORIGINAL commies – the...
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PUTIN verbally bitchslaps Michael Dell
It’s time again to give it up to Vladimir Putin! Michael Dell asked a wicked condescending question to Putin at the Davos Economic Forum. It basically boiled down to: I’m astonished that a repressive...
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His Putanic Majesty Requests
Via intrepid correspondent C. Dave we have learned of a top-secret concert in a snowy Siberian fortress… The musical guest was Australian cover band “Bjorn Again,” who are known for their faithful...
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Shite Georgians dare to challenge Putin
Who remembers the 2008 South Ossetia war? It was the kerfuffle that happened during the Olympics. Remember when Bush and Putin were checking out the opening ceremonies, and Putin’s all “Yo by the way...
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Scenes from a Bromance
In an amazing photo essay at Foreign Policy, web editor Joshua Keating takes a look back at Russia’s most enduring political alliance – the bond between Russia’s neo-Czar Vladimir Putin and his...
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Vladimir Putin Masterminded the Climatology Scandal!
Hippies everywhere are in agony: the skeptics of anthropogenic global warming have loaded their rhetorical quivers with stolen emails from the East Anglia Climate Research Unit. Many are calling the...
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Vladimir Putin At Large [Photos]
Vladimir Putin, de facto Czar of Russia, never fails to disappoint ROTI when we turn to him for some quality lulz. Putin has been a total genius recently, and I thought it best to chronicle his most...
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The One with Nicolas Cage Losing His Shit [Facebook Roundup]
We’ve been posting a bunch of great links and videos on the Rumors on the Internets Facebook page. If you’re not in the posse, or you have soooo many friends that you can’t keep track of all the...
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The One With Thought-Provoking Shiznit [Facebook Roundup Weekend]
I haven’t done Facebook Roundups in a few months, so I’m compiling the best items from the ROTI Facebook Page into a series of posts for this weekend. In this final entry, I offer you an assortment of...
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